"Anaconda" shifts the common narrative of a man conquering female bodies to Minaj’s own stories of sexcapades without apologies. Towards the end, the only man in the video appears: Drake, seated in the middle of an empty room with roaming spotlights and Minaj treating him to a lap dance. In the final seconds, he reaches to touch Minaj’s ass after she had been flaunting it in his face, and she immediately swats his hand and struts away. Her body belongs to her, and she can twerk it and work it however she pleases, and she doesn’t owe anything to anyone.

iwillmindfuckyou:

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the internet is getting too smart

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IT CAN TRANSLATE ILLITERATE COMMENTS TO READ AS PROPER ENGLISH

(via lohanthony)


he’s not perfect;
no
but when we’re lying down
on our bed
and he fits my limbs
so easily
when he’s dragging his lips
on my neck
even in his sleep
i guess i’m allowed to boast
that he’s pretty
damn close

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kayteee138:

thebetterworldfight:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

^How the fuck does that even work? Do they not respect themselves?!

DONT VOTE REPUBLICAN HOLY SHIT.

kayteee138:

thebetterworldfight:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

^How the fuck does that even work? Do they not respect themselves?!

DONT VOTE REPUBLICAN HOLY SHIT.

(via changedbyapotion)


did-you-kno:

J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source

did-you-kno:

J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source


dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

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cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

cogito-ergo-amo:

What happens at Skeleton Rave stays at Skeleton Rave

(via screamingcrawfish)


phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

(via lohanthony)


cantcontrolthegay:

Biggest lesbian problem (x)

cantcontrolthegay:

Biggest lesbian problem (x)

(via glitter-and-dykes)


rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom

rhubabe:

not drunk, just a mom who loves her mom

(via blisscavendar)



materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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