shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

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evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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jeffersonn-starship:

An adventure from start to finish.

jeffersonn-starship:

An adventure from start to finish.

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

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richwhitelesbian:

i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening

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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

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