wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

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pussysista:

My 21st birthday

pussysista:

My 21st birthday

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broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

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nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

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raenbowpotato:

simple but elegant updo. #raenbowhair #haircut #cosmetology #stylist #hairstylist #hairdresser #hair #hairporn #prettyhair #updo #hairstyle #rainbowhair

raenbowpotato:

simple but elegant updo. #raenbowhair #haircut #cosmetology #stylist #hairstylist #hairdresser #hair #hairporn #prettyhair #updo #hairstyle #rainbowhair

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Wait for someone who tells strangers about you.
Vodka thoughts #1 (via raysofthesun)

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hypermanias:

Please, for the love of god, listen to autistic people talk about autism. Share things written by autistic people about autism. Give autistic people the loudest voice when it comes to autism.

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tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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